There’s a dance people do when they need to go
You might have learned it from your father or your mother
Now it’s your turn to pass it on
To your cousin, your sister, or your brother
Everybody starts out as a baby
And the more you eat and drink, the more you grow
But the food and water that your body doesn’t need
Moves through your stomach, and then out it goes

Pee over here! Poop back there!
Wipe your butt like you just don’t care
Once you’ve mastered the basic moves
Then it’s time for a different groove
To let everybody know your bladder’s full
Just grab your pants and give a little pull
Make sure your eyes are open wide
Then twist around from side to side

Potty people know the bathroom’s the place to be
I want everybody in the club to look at me
‘Cause I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee
Gotta what? Gotta what?
Gotta what? Gotta what?
I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee

After a while, a diaper’s no good
It just won’t hold what you think it should
Soon you’re making a big big mess
Then you’ll realize the toilet’s best
‘Cause you’re stinky, you’re smelly
Your diaper feels like jelly
Your poo looks like the vindaloo
I got while in New Delhi

Potty people know the bathroom’s the place to be
I want everybody in the club to look at me
‘Cause I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee
Gotta what? Gotta what?
Gotta what? Gotta what?
I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee

So ditch the diapers and put on some pants
And if you need to go, do the potty dance
Knees together, move ’em up and down
Kick your feet and then hop around
Grab your left leg and your right one, too
Hold that pose and then skip to the loo
‘Cause you’ve got your seat, and I’ve got mine
Come on, baby – it’s potty time

Potty people know the bathroom’s the place to be
I want everybody in the club to look at me
‘Cause I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee
Gotta what? Gotta what?
Gotta what? Gotta what?
I gotta pee pee pee pee
I gotta pee pee pee pee